ENGLISH-SPEAKING GUILD
Welcome, Citizen! Population: Us. Radiation level: Still better than Thais.

We’re the only Vault that didn’t explode, leak, or get taken over by giant cockroaches (yet).
We have rules, shiny Pip-Boys, and a very strict “no cannibalism on Tuesdays” policy.
Looking for food, friends, and slightly less death?
Congratulations! You’ve MAYBE found what you’re looking for.
Just don’t touch the button.
Seriously. We’re still cleaning up after the last guy.